June 24th, 2009
Wow this is the link to the doco Jess Feast made about our world record attempt in chch last year. It is amazing. We are aiming for a million views on youtube so please watch it and link it!!
So many stars…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8izqfvSXQs
Candy x
Tags: Bon Jovi, Break, chch, doco, Feast, Jess, jess feast, Record, RHB, World, World record break
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March 12th, 2009
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March 12th, 2009
The Carnival Slappas have challenged the Real Hot Bitches to a dance off.
Theyll show us theres, we’ll show them ours, we’ll mix it all together and come up with a great big melting pot, big enough to hold the World and all its got.
Then we’ll teach it to you fullas, but can you handle the hotness?!
Crazy costumes, hairy chests, tight lycra, loud music, far too many squats and fun had by all, how can ya go wrong?
Please warm up thoroughly before attempting any of the moves as the Slappas and the Bitches reserve the right to point and laugh if you fall over.
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This Saturday from 3- 5pm at the Island Bay Surf Club Wellington.
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February 19th, 2009
Monday to Friday from 23rd February, 7.59am, 11.30am and 5.45pm
Kiwi FM 100.2 Akl, 102.1 Wellington, and 102.5 ChCh and streaming online at http://www.kiwifm.co.nz
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Follow the fictional escapades of intrepid dance leader of the Real Hot Bitches, Candy Le Coque as she gets her 20 lycra-clad ladies to the 2012 Olympics Opening Ceremony.
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Airing Monday to Friday on KiwiFm at 7.59am, 11.30am and 5.45pm over 20 bitchin packed days this wild romp promises to have your wetting your pants with joy.
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On their epic journey, the Real Hot Bitches find themselves hocking off black-market lyrca at a hen’s night, dancing to a cruise liner jam packed with geriatrics, busting out their moves in a life or death dance-off in a Filipino jail and in a truly bizarre twist escorting a malteze in a private jet.Â
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This is one over-the-top comedy that follows an outrageous dance troupe as they try and sell their souls for a piece of an Olympic Dream.
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Bitchin was made withthe help of NZ on Air.
Tags: Bitchin* Radio Comedy, Candy Le Coque, dance troupe, Kiwi Fm, Lycra, Real Hot Bitches
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February 12th, 2009
Wellington’s finest dance troupe the Real Hot Bitches are holding Shhh -go! The Silent Disco as part of the Cuba Carnival.
Don your denim; dig out your walkmans, your radios and your headphones for the chance to dance with yourself, in public.
Join the bitches as they sweat, sweat, sweat to Billy Idol’s 1984 hit Dancing with Myself.
Be outside the establishment on Courtenay Place at 6pm on 21 February, tune in to ZMFM and get ready to dance at 6.15pm.
What is Shhhhh- go! The Silent Disco?
Imagine everybody dancing in silence, wearing only denim and headphones. Imagine watching the Real Hot Bitches doing one of their legendary routines in total silence….
 Will it be possible? Come on down and find out!
How it works.
·        You arrive outside the establishment dressed in denim with your IPod, your walkman, your Discman, your ghetto blaster, your transistor radio, your shower radio your mobile phone and your headphones.
·        Either you have uploaded Billy Idols Dancing with Myself the extended version or you can tune in to tune in to 90.9 ZM at 6pm then we all push play at 6.15pm and we dance with ourselves…. together!
Tags: Add new tag, billy idol, shhh-go!, Slient disco
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January 9th, 2009
Welcome to the most bitcin year yet! 2000 and fine.
But let’s stop, break it down and take time to reflect on the year that was, 2008 or as we like to call it 2000 and great.
I know you are all desperate to see your favorite bitches flexing their dance muscles so make sure you click here to see Flash Parker’s hot photos of our 3rd Bitchin Birthday.
We also busted out some moves at the cake tin.
Rock Around the Bitchmas Tree inspired tears of joy and laughter and provided the opportunity for orphans to meet Tina Turner. The bitches….. so altruistic. Click here to read what people said, well to read what one person said.
Of course we broke a World Record, danced at shit loads of gigs, signed hundreds of autographs, prayed for Patrick Swayze, and had one hell of a bitchin time!
Club Bitchin kicks off on the 17th Jan at 3.30pm at Island Bay Surf Club so get down there.
Cuba Street Carnival is high kickin it’s way into the new year. Be prepared for the most incredible display of lycra yet.
Billy Idol. Dancing with Yourself. Denim. Silent Disco!!!!!!!
We will be holding a mass “Silent Disco” to Billy Idol’s “Dancing With Myself” - to pay homage to the bad boy of denim himself. So meet us outside the Embassy in your denim, with your walkmans (or ipods if they can’t find walkmans anymore) and “push play” with us at 6.15pm on 21st Feb when we will all dance with ourselves together!
Wash it. Wear it. Love it
Candyx
Tags: Candy, Cuba St Carinval, dance, Hot bitches, Silent disco
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